Thanks, Chelsea, for the nomination! Mr. Swinebottom has been busy numbering, displaying and spit shining these pixel trophies all summer. It may go to his head any day now…
Everyone check Chelsea’s main blog for her terribly, Terrible Poetry Contests and other enjoyable reads. Join the mayhem and you could become an imp by Christmas. 🎄
She also has a blog on the perils joys of parenthood and mothering. Bring a helmet and watch the low overhang. Cookies may be a good offering.
The Rules:
Thank the blogger(s) who nominated you.
Share 11 facts about yourself.
Answer the 11 questions the blogger(s) asked you.
Nominate 11 bloggers and ask them 11 questions.
Notify your 11 nominees.
11 Facts: See last Liebster award
Chelsea’s Questions:
*What’s your favorite cheesy joke? Are you an astronaut? ‘Cause your butt is out of this world.
*Who would win in a boxing round; rock, paper, or scissors? The rock we all know and love, Mt. Everest. Or Mt. Kilimanjaro. Paper disintegrates and metal scissors rusts and dull.
*Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? I’m looking at the Saint, my spouse. He’s a cookie fiend and is about 60% cookie by latest analysis and rising.
*Why is it always the last place you look? Gremlins. They are alive and well.
*Which storybook villain would always win a limerick competition? Rumpelstiltskin.
*Given an infinite number of monkeys and typewriters, how soon before they realize typewriters are outdated and they’ll need to learn sign language? When the oxygen runs out. Drop the mic.
Love to ASL.
*What is the best letter of the alphabet? Z. It’s so quirky.
*Who is the most misunderstood nursery rhyme character? The parent who put the baby’s cradle up in a tree only to have the bough break and the baby fall. Down came baby, cradle and all. Clearly just an oversight.
*How much chocolate is too much? Is it a holiday? Details, details.
*Who would win in a duel: chocolate volcano cake or bananas foster? Hmm. How long would bananas foster be on fire for? That one could eliminate both desserts in a massive dual K.O. that would make the Sous chef run screaming to get the garden hose out back all the while repeating: “Holy meatballs, Batman. It’s-a-fire!” 🔥
My Quest-shuns, If You Please (reused from last award)
- Who are you and what are you doing here?
- Weapon of choice in a Fantasy RPG? If this isn’t your thing, think of something from Lord of the Rings.
- Orange juice squirts in your eye. Now what? 🍊
- One wish on a starfish. What do you so wish? ⭐
- You never have to do one chore ever again. Which one do you choose to banish to the nether regions?
- A cat starts talking to you. What do you do? What do they say?
- A pair of your, ahem, “delicates” flies off your clothesline pole and away into your neighbor’s yard. What do you do?
- Board games, nay or yea?
- Coffee or tea?
- Favorite song for in the shower?
- Cats, dogs or egrets?
Nominations: You, you, you. Ping me and I’ll read. Or leave a comment below.
Ker-kaw!
Peregrine Arc 
Ooh! Excellent questions. And answers. I’ve been hoping someone will see the potential of Rumplestiltskin and Bananas Foster.
Thank you, thank you.
Rumplestiltskin always scared me and I’ve never had either dessert that I can remember. 🍌 🌋
I’ve had the volcano cake. It’s yummy! My pastry chef neighbor complains that bananas foster is the worst dessert ’cause cheap alcohol burns the best.
Interesting. I hope she’s like Suki from the Gilmore Girls and rolls peaches down the floor.
😀 Probably not.