This is what my dog is thinking in the above picture. Or at least my guess. Enjoy.
“I like this bed. Daddy got it for me. He’s my walking buddy. I get to sit next to mom while she writes. Then I remind her to take potty breaks and to take me out potty. She was lucky last time. There was a killer cat in OUR yard but I scared it away! And then there were those huuuuge brown things that leave the little jelly beans I love to eat. Mom gets upset when I do that, but it’s so good! Then she brushes my teeth–I hate that! But I scare them off, too. I huff and I puff and off they run, haha!
“What did she call them? Deer, I think. She kept trying to keep me calm. But those deer had to go! Or maybe, we could play. Maybe they would give me more jellybeans. *Yawn*. That would be nice.
“Maybe tomorrow we’ll go on another car ride. I like those. I stick my nose out the window and I can smell everything! I smell people, food, animals and nice dead things. Those small dogs bug me. Grr. They love to just walk in front of our house like they own it. But I protect my people. I’ll bark at them until they go away. Don’t they know mom needs to write? Get away from our house!
“I wonder if mom will put a frozen banana in my Kong tomorrow. I love those. Or peanut butter. Or maybe she’ll make me a Presley and put both in.
“Why’s mom gagging? She keeps sayings I’m being stinky. Humans have no respect for good smells…Flatuence is an art.”
5 thoughts on “Author: What My Dog is Thinking (Caption)”
Very good! It’s always fun to imagine what our pets are thinking! I enjoyed this!😂
Thanks! I took inspiration from Muffin.
Muffin meows her appreciation!😸
I love this!!