Want to take a crack at making cats shriek in horror at the very thought of you reading a poem? Then go here, my fine feathered friend, and may the pencil be sharpened in your favor.
My entry is below.
Listen…
Hark! Hark! Listen to that bark.
For sooth, or is it for sure? The tea kettle is boiling over, I assure…
Drip. Drip. Drip.
KLANG! KLANG! KLANG!
Ring, ring, ring.
Ka-boom, pop, boom!
Noises! Ack! What, where, how?
My ears are crying green pus, how doth one make it stop now?
Oh, I have my instrument pointed at Earth. It’s picking up all the audio waves. ‘Tis a terribly noisy planet, ’tis sooth, I’m afraid.
Quick Makbobblec3ft0, point the spaceship the other way. We shouldn’t have taken a left at Mars, nay neigh.
For sooth.
KLANG!
Peregrine Arc 
Worth a laugh out loud! You certainly did the sound effect part of the prompt justice!!
Thanks! Ka-boom!
Oh good grief! 😂 I think that somewhere, a window just cracked. Onomatopoeia can be fun to explore, though.
I’m so proud I’m getting terribler. 😁
Perhaps I ought to stop advertising the contest. It was SO CLOSE this week, and I thought you did a really ‘terrible’ job!! 😀
Thanks!! I aim to please. Displease?
Keep aiming!