Here’s my entry for Chelsea Owen’s current Terrible Poetry Contest:
Parody of “Death be not proud” by John Donne
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Terrible Love Poem Entry: Ode to my Hanky
Go to Chelsea’s page to have a crack at this week’s poetry contest. You’ll laugh yourself silly. Just silly. My entry is below.
It’s so terrible, I forgot to save the text. Perhaps my phone was just too much in pain from the experience. Alas, I do have a screenshot.
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What’s Short And Sweet And Read All Over?
Join the fun, Arcians! Valentine’s Day themed writing contest.
I know!
It’s Sunday evening!
You’ve spent the afternoon baking princess cookies and building the world’s most awesome train track around the entire living room with the littles and now it’s time for pajamas and bed!
What on earth am I doing bugging you at this hour?!
Well, I’ll tell you 🙂
I’m trying to give you enough time to cogitate and write! 🙂
Three years ago, a bunch of folks asked for a contest to cheer them out of the winter doldrums!
The result?
The First Annual Pretty Much World Famous Valentiny Writing Contest!
(Valentiny because, like the Halloweensie Contest, it’s not very long and it’s for little people 🙂 )
We had so much fun that we went ahead with the 2nd and 3rd Annual Pretty Much World Famous Valentiny Writing Contests and now it’s kind of a tradition! I mean, no one wants to get bested by a…
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Terrible Poetry Contest: Worrisome Noises
Want to take a crack at making cats shriek in horror at the very thought of you reading a poem? Then go here, my fine feathered friend, and may the pencil be sharpened in your favor.
My entry is below.
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Week 2: Crazy Caption Contest Winner
Well, I think I made everyone’s brains hurt last week with challenging people to use three words: turtle, snow and pristine. One person entered and thus that one person is the winner.
Terrible Poetry Contest Entry: “Terrible Managers”
This week’s theme is Terrible Managers. Join the fun at Chelsea Ann’s webpage and remember–the poem is supposed to be terrible. She’s serious about that and I’m actually trying to get worse.
My entry is below. Huzzah!
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Blogmas Day 19: “Terrible Poetry Contest: Christmas Song” (Humor | Indie Author)
“Welcome to Day 19 of Blogmas 2018. This is Reginald Swinebottom presents and today we’re singing off key. Chelsea Owens is to blame once again so visit her page for the contest details. Add your glass shattering voice to the fray and lets see what depths we can descend to!
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The 8th Annual Halloweensie Contest (Entry)
If you’d like to enter, please check out the webpage here. My contest entry is below, all 100 words. Thanks for reading!
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Flash Fiction: Parade of Clowns
My flash fiction for Carrot Ranch. Mosey on over and see what all the hubbub’s about. Charli’s got some contests coming up, too, so check it out.
Flash Fiction: It’s Pasta Time
It’s pasta time at Charli’s Carrot Ranch. What are you waiting for? Saddle up and write!
