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Lightning has hit twice. I have won the Terrible Poetry Contest for the second glorious time. And everyone rejoiced and roasted Oxford commas over cozy bonfires.
Want to join in on the terribleness? The new contest opens tomorrow. Check out Chelsea’s page for details.
Crack on.
Continue reading “Terrible Poetry Contest Winner: Oi’, Summah!”
Interested, fellow Arcians? Tail feathers all in a kerfuffle in anticipation? Are the bird louse just making you itch to jump in and participate? Then fly on over here for the shimmy and saddle on up to join. Keep on writing.
This month’s prompt: a place that inspired your writing.
Continue reading “Frank Prem’s Exercises On Inspiration: June Entry (The Hole)”
This week’s Terrible Poetry Contest is over at Chelsea’s page. Give it a read, give it a whirl, chuckle and snuffle until the words all swirl.
This week’s theme is losing something dear to you. I was daring and wrote about losing my patience.
Here’s my entry for Chelsea Owen’s current Terrible Poetry Contest:
Parody of “Death be not proud” by John Donne
Continue reading “Terrible Poetry Entry: Parody of “Death (Dog) be not proud””
Go to Chelsea’s page to have a crack at this week’s poetry contest. You’ll laugh yourself silly. Just silly. My entry is below.
It’s so terrible, I forgot to save the text. Perhaps my phone was just too much in pain from the experience. Alas, I do have a screenshot.
Continue reading “Terrible Love Poem Entry: Ode to my Hanky”
Join the fun, Arcians! Valentine’s Day themed writing contest.
I know!
It’s Sunday evening!
You’ve spent the afternoon baking princess cookies and building the world’s most awesome train track around the entire living room with the littles and now it’s time for pajamas and bed!
What on earth am I doing bugging you at this hour?!
Well, I’ll tell you 🙂
I’m trying to give you enough time to cogitate and write! 🙂
Three years ago, a bunch of folks asked for a contest to cheer them out of the winter doldrums!
The result?
The First Annual Pretty Much World Famous Valentiny Writing Contest!
(Valentiny because, like the Halloweensie Contest, it’s not very long and it’s for little people 🙂 )
We had so much fun that we went ahead with the 2nd and 3rd Annual Pretty Much World Famous Valentiny Writing Contests and now it’s kind of a tradition! I mean, no one wants to get bested by a…
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Want to take a crack at making cats shriek in horror at the very thought of you reading a poem? Then go here, my fine feathered friend, and may the pencil be sharpened in your favor.
My entry is below.
Continue reading “Terrible Poetry Contest: Worrisome Noises”
Well, I think I made everyone’s brains hurt last week with challenging people to use three words: turtle, snow and pristine. One person entered and thus that one person is the winner.
This week’s theme is Terrible Managers. Join the fun at Chelsea Ann’s webpage and remember–the poem is supposed to be terrible. She’s serious about that and I’m actually trying to get worse.
My entry is below. Huzzah!
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