Tag: funny

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Author: Poking Pesky People, Introversion (Humor | Bring Snacks)

I’m going to go out on a limb here and offer an observation. You’re welcome to swing it back over the net and volley it around. I’ll walk away and let you chew on the little birdie. 🏸 Introversion is seen as a problem by many people as a personality “quirk” that is less than ideal. If you’re not a card carrying member of … Read More Author: Poking Pesky People, Introversion (Humor | Bring Snacks)

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Author: Veganism & Responding to Rude People (Bring Nunchuks | Humor)

Many people, I’ve learned, choose to have closed minds and closed hearts. They do what they do, like what they like, hate who they hate and think they’re right 99% of the time–the 1% they’re “wrong” is them being gracious. They may chew on something you present, to the best of your knowledge and patience, that is novel and slightly interesting to them–only to … Read More Author: Veganism & Responding to Rude People (Bring Nunchuks | Humor)

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Author: Dog Owner Truths (Humor Needed in 2020) πŸ’© πŸ’€πŸ₯•

Fun fact: I own a dog who is not only never happy, she’s also never had food before. I’ll offer her a baby carrot* on which she’ll crunch on and then look at me shortly for another. “I’ve never had a carrot before, mother.” “You just had six.” *intense stare with violin music* The next day, I offer her a mushroom while cooking. “I’ve … Read More Author: Dog Owner Truths (Humor Needed in 2020) πŸ’© πŸ’€πŸ₯•