Tag: adopt don’t shop

+

Author: Dog Owner Truths (Humor Needed in 2020) 💩 💀🥕

Fun fact: I own a dog who is not only never happy, she’s also never had food before. I’ll offer her a baby carrot* on which she’ll crunch on and then look at me shortly for another. “I’ve never had a carrot before, mother.” “You just had six.” *intense stare with violin music* The next day, I offer her a mushroom while cooking. “I’ve … Read More Author: Dog Owner Truths (Humor Needed in 2020) 💩 💀🥕

+

Author: Getting Your Dog Through Fireworks & Storms🎆⛈️

It’s the Labrador here, taking over the blog for a moment to introduce the article I had my human write. Between the lighting, thunder and those strange boom-booms that come once a year, I’ve had it up to here with the weather and you humans making things explode into funny smells. Lucky for me, my mom understands me pretty well when I’m scared. Here’s … Read More Author: Getting Your Dog Through Fireworks & Storms🎆⛈️

Author: Method #491 of Calming the Labrador (Sing Elvis)

Our dog (who, by chance, is the inspiration for a character in my book) greatly dislikes thunderstorms. It could be just heat lightning; it could be only remnants of thunder. If it’s both, it’s all over. Let the shaking, pacing, panting and anxiety begin. Thundercoats only take the edge off for the Labrador; treats and toys are but momentary distractions. One boom-boom and we’re off … Read More Author: Method #491 of Calming the Labrador (Sing Elvis)