Lightning has hit twice. I have won the Terrible Poetry Contest for the second glorious time. And everyone rejoiced and roasted Oxford commas over cozy bonfires.
Want to join in on the terribleness? The new contest opens tomorrow. Check out Chelsea’s page for details.
by Peregrine Arc
Lemunade and sugahs
Butterflies and sands
My dear, look at my toes
They’ve been completely eaten by crabs.
Oi, get yer feet off my beach blanket
Tide, do yer worst
For I’m a sun crisped lobster
A blue eyed, Caucasian curse.
Tantamount to the joyous degrees and aspects of the tiny filigreed hairs of a baby tarantula from Spain.
But never, ever with a yellow umbrella on Tuesday, for shame.
Is how much I enjoy my summer rain.
Drip. Drip. Drip…
7 thoughts on “Terrible Poetry Contest Winner: Oi’, Summah!”
No, not my Oxford commas!
You’re doing great Peregrine!!😂
Lol 😂 I live to serve!
Not the Oxford Comma!!!!
Ha, but great poem there!