Blogmas 2018, Mr. Reginald Swinebottom Presents...

Blogmas Day 10: Mr. Swinebottom Presents “The Search for the Right Writing Desk” (Humor | Indie Author)

“Welcome to Day….Day…10, is it? Of Blogmas 2018. This is your host, Reginald Swinebottom. Today we are celebrating reaching 100 blog posts on Peregrine Arc! The 100th went up yesterday, so break out the wine and grape soda, because we’ve done it!

“While you’re here, won’t you join the Arcian family? We’re trying to get to 100 subscribers! Just click that subscribe link and shimmy on over. If you like a book, check out Memory Bound and all its goodness. It’s a horror novel and yes! Parts of it take place at Christmas time.

“Today we’re venturing outside the stage into the author’s journey of finding a writing desk. It all starts on a cold, December evening. There’s a touch of frost in the air and you can see Jack Frost has visited the windows of many store fronts…”

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Blogmas Day 9: “Deaf Culture Jokes & Skits” (Humor | Indie Author)

It’s a shorty but goodie here today. Please check out the below videos for three of my favorite Deaf Culture skits I’ve seen performed in American Sign Language (ASL). And yes, two are by the same person. Because he’s awesome.

Learn a little about Deaf culture, Arcians. You’ll open doors of communication and be able to find new ways of cursing. I mean learning. A language. Because ASL is a language. And it’s wonderful. I absolutely love ASL.

Crack on!

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Blogmas Day 8: Mr. Swinebottom Presents: “Favorite Charities” (Humor | Indie Author)

“Hello and this is Blogmas Day 8. Mr. Swinebottom is with me tonight once again (yay!) and we’re going to talk about a few of our favorite charities. It’s the Christmas season and here at Peregrine Arc, we are givers and believe in paying it forward!

“Come on in, have a candy cane and click that subscribe button to become part of the Arican family. Ker-kaw, ker-kaw! Move your tail feathers and let’s begin!”

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Blogmas Day 7: Mr. Swinebottom Presents: “Five Favorite Christmas…” (Humor | Indie Author)

“Hello and this is Blogmas Day 7. Mr. Swinebottom is with me tonight as we review five of our Christmas favorites. Get some cocoa and let’s read! And hey, while you’re here, feel free to share your favorites below. Mr. Swinebottom may reply personally!

As usual with Peregrine Arc blogs, anything underlined has a link leading to what it’s mentioning. Enjoy and click that subscribe button to become part of the Arican family. Ker-kaw!

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Blogmas Day 6: “Terrible Poetry” Contest Entry (Humor | Indie Author)

“Hello and this is Reginald Swinebottom presents. Welcome to Day 6 of of our Blogmas 2018 Premiere. Please, join us today for a Terrible Poetry Reading. Yes, it really is a terrible poetry contest–emphasis on the terrible. We’re signed up with Chelsea Ann Owens for her most recent poetry contest. Enter and join the fun, or subscribe to her page for future updates.

The theme is: That Object That Always Breaks in Your House…

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Blogmas Day 5: Vegan “Power Writing” Breakfast Recipe (Humor | Indie Author)

“Hello and this is Reginald Swinebottom presents. Welcome to Day 5 of of our Blogmas 2018 Premiere. Please, join us in the kitchen today for a very merry “Power Writing” Breakfast Recipe. And bring your wooden spoons, because we’reĀ cooking today!”

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Blogmas Day 4: How Writers See the World (Humor | Indie Author)

“Hello and this is Reginald Swinebottom presents. Welcome to Day 4 of of our Blogmas 2018 Premiere. Sit back, relax and watch the chaos unwind around you. This is How Writers See the World…

“Psst…while you’re here, please hit subscribe and help us get to 100 Arcians. We’d love to have you with us on this journey. Memory Bound is also up for sale, our author’s first published book. It’s a horror novel with some parts taking place at Christmas time. It’s got load of layers, mystery and humor. Give it a whirl!”

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Blogmas Day 3: Ten Ways Writers Celebrate Christmas (Humor | Indie Author)

I’m giving Mr. Swinebottom vocal rest, so I’ll be presenting today’s Blogmas. While you’re here, need a book to read? It’s horror and yes–part of the story takes place at Christmas time! Oh, what luck you have. Scurry on over to Amazon to take a lookylou. It’s free currently if you have Kindle Unlimited.

If not, no worries. Hit that subscribe button to help us get to 100 subscribers. We’d love to have you as part of the Arcian Family. Ker-kaw!

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Blogmas Day 2: The 12 Days of Writing (Humor | Indie Author)

“This is Reginald Swinebottom presents and this is Day 2 of our 2018 Blogmas Premiere. Please join us tonight for “The 12 Days of Writing.” Our orchestra in the pit will accompany us and I will be directing our choir to help with tonight’s performance…”

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Blogmas Day 1: How to Write A Book (Humor | Indie Author)

Mr. Swinebottom walks out, spinning and handling a cane with ease and grace. He is dressed in a very dapper tuxedo, complete with top hat, pressed coat and pants, and shiny shoes. And yes, his walking cane is decorated to look like a candy cane. How clever.

“Good evening, ladies and gentleman. This is Reginald Swinebottom Presents. Thank you for joining us this Christmas and holiday season. Tonight we are presenting Blogmas: 2018. And today is December the 1st, the first day of Blogmas.”

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