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Blogmas Day 21: “Another Terrible Christmas Quote” (Humor | Indie Author)

Welcome to Day 21 of Blogmas 2018. It’s a shortie snorter today. I’m leaving you with a terrible, but funny, quote from Dr. Seuss’ “The Grinch”. This quote is from the live action movie starring Jim Carrey.

“4:00, wallow in self-pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me—I can’t cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing… I’m booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.”

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Talk about funny. Join us tomorrow for Blogmas Day 22! Three more days to go.

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