“Welcome to Day 19 of Blogmas 2018. This is Reginald Swinebottom presents and today we’re singing off key. Chelsea Owens is to blame once again so visit her page for the contest details. Add your glass shattering voice to the fray and lets see what depths we can descend to!
“And while you’re looking around, wondering how you got to this weird corner of the internet, click that subscribe button to join the Arcian family. Our goal is to get to 100 subscribers before the New Year. Ker-kaw!”
Set to the tune of Jingle Bells…
Mingle Smells
Mingle smells, mingle smells
I have tooth decay
Oh what fun, it is to say
You smell like puke today.
Dashing through the roads
In a stolen minivan
Past the cops we go
Laughing all the way
Ha ha hah!
Cops on phones do ring
Making handcuffs tight
Oh what fun it is to run
From committing crimes tonight!
Oh! Mingle smells, mingle smells
I have tooth decay
Oh what fun, it is to say
You smell like puke today.
Oh! Mingle smells, mingle smells
I have tooth decay
Oh what fun, it is to say
You smell like puke today.
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“This is Reginald Swinebottom presents. Join us tomorrow for Blogmas Day 20! And no, we do not condone crime here at Peregrine Arc!”
Peregrine Arc 
😀 You made me laugh, you made me cry… I may have considered puking… it wasn’t quite cringe-worthy enough to win, though! Keep entering; you’re getting ‘better.’
Thank you. I’ll endeavor to reach the fathoms yet! 😊😉