Peregrine Arc: An Author's Scratchwork
Haven’t done a Terrible Poetry entry yet? I hide my face in shame. Go thither, you knave, and join the peons trying to out write the worst of you.
My regret entry is below. We were ashamed assigned to write a jingle this week by Sensei Owens. May it fill you with discomfort and tears at how badly it is. Cheers.
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The joys of stomach viruses, folks. Enjoy. ✏️
The Saint: “But I wanted to finish painting my room tomorrow…”
Me: “Do you think it’s a good idea to be in a room with the windows open in December when you’re sick? I don’t want you running to the bathroom like it’s your last life in Mario either.”
Ba dum, cchsssh. 🥁
Oh, humor. What would we do without you?
The Peregrine household will be listening to this song while we wrap presents tonight. I’m a terrible wrapper, while the saint could wrap a melting igloo perfectly. Enjoy!
A.R. Clayton 