Blogmas 2019

Blogmas Day 12: Cycling & Random Acts of Kindness ๐Ÿš˜

I was pulling out of the formidable parking garage this evening (which I’ve discussed in the past if you’ve been here awhile) and saw a woman looking rather flustered. She was staring at her flat-ish tire, while an air compressor sat nearby (not working) and she was talking to someone on the phone.

I roll down my window (really, pushed the button…It’s 2019 after all) and go:

“Do you need any help?”

She isn’t the first person I’ve addressed this question to in the death trap parking garage that lives and breathes next to my working office downtown. Usually people say “No, I’m fine.” I had one person grumpily tell me, as I approached with my little portable air compressor that could: “Well now I don’t!” I think he was just having a bad day though. I should’ve gave him a chocolate bunny. ๐Ÿซ

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Author Humor: Can’t, Won’t, Didn’t Stop

I like to find humor in the every day life of modernity and sometimes mundanity. I wanted to share one such instance with us Arcians.

Theย Saint and I come across ran over stop signs so often that we’ve decided to start documenting our experiences. Please see Object A below.

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Blogmas 2018

2018 Peregrine Arc Blogmas: Starts Tomorrow! (Indie Author | Humor)

Starting tomorrow, join us at Peregrine Arc to kick off our 2018 Blogmas Premiere! Mr. Reginald Swinebottom will be hosting our Blogmas this year. Among his productions, he’ll present “The 12 Days of Writing” in song along with a presentation of “How to Write a Book.” There will be funny lists, tear jerking jokes, and heaps of writer chaos sprinkled with fun, mirth and laughter.

It’s sure to be a stellar treat, so grab your candy canes, bunny slippers and let’s meet! Back here, starting Saturday morning. Stay warm, fellow Arcians! Caw!

Brief Humor & Check-Ins, Novel Snippets

Author Interviews Herself on New Book: Memory Bound (Humor)

Interviewer: “Good afternoon, Arcians! We are excited to have with us today, up and coming indie author A.R. Clayton. Peregrine Arc is her platform and Memory Bound is her first pending publication. Welcome!”

Author: “Thank you. I don’t know what an Arcian is but thank you for having me.”

Interviewer: “It’s something I came up with backstage. Your followers need a name, right?”

Author: “Do they?”

Interviewer: “…Yes. Yes they do. Moving on. First question from our fans. What inspired you to be a writer?”

Author: “I’m still stuck on the Arcian thing. Followers should already have names, unless the hospital forgot to write them in on their birth certificate. Or their parents couldn’t make up their minds. Or maybe they were switched at birth, and their actual name is something horrible, like Swinebottom. Imagine finding that out when you’re twenty. That would be dreadful…”

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