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I’m giving Mr. Swinebottom vocal rest, so I’ll be presenting today’s Blogmas. While you’re here, need a book to read? It’s horror and yes–part of the story takes place at Christmas time! Oh, what luck you have. Scurry on over to Amazon to take a lookylou. It’s free currently if you have Kindle Unlimited.

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Blogmas 2018

2018 Peregrine Arc Blogmas: Starts Tomorrow! (Indie Author | Humor)

November 30, 2018November 30, 2018 Peregrine Arc: An Author's Scratchwork

Starting tomorrow, join us at Peregrine Arc to kick off our 2018 Blogmas Premiere! Mr. Reginald Swinebottom will be hosting our Blogmas this year. Among his productions, he’ll present “The 12 Days of Writing” in song along with a presentation of “How to Write a Book.” There will be funny lists, tear jerking jokes, and heaps of writer chaos sprinkled with fun, mirth and laughter.

It’s sure to be a stellar treat, so grab your candy canes, bunny slippers and let’s meet! Back here, starting Saturday morning. Stay warm, fellow Arcians! Caw!

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Mr. Swinebottom Presents: A Word From Our Supporters, In Song (Editor Opening)

November 18, 2018November 18, 2018 Peregrine Arc: An Author's Scratchwork

Mr. Swinebottom walks on stage, holding a couple of cue cards. He is dressed in a bright yellow, plush pencil costume which he clearly finds quite cozy and comfortable. He smiles once briefly and wipes some sweat from his forehead with a handkerchief in the shape of a pink eraser. After a few stretches, he clears his throat vigorously and hums a tune through his nose to find his pitch, closing one nostril and then the other.

“And now for a word from our supporters. Feel free to bounce along in your seats, ladies and gentleman. Clapping is permitted, during this performance…”

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